Friday, December 5, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Turkey day
Happy Turkey day to all of you out there
Oops I mean:
And for you vegetarians, the magnificent free range Toferky!
Happy Holidays to all!
BPM
Oops I mean:
And for you vegetarians, the magnificent free range Toferky!
Happy Holidays to all!
BPM
Sunday, November 9, 2008
It's Sunday afternoon...get off the dance floor and start doing your chores
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
BOJ says "Read the Onion damn you"
Zogby Poll: John Zogby Coolest Dude In America
October 22, 2008 | Issue 44•43
WASHINGTON—In a poll taken by Zogby International, 100 percent of respondents agreed that American pollster John Zogby is the coolest dude in the United States of America, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and all of the other U.S. territories. The poll results were posted on Zogby.com all day Thursday and revealed that, of the 300 million citizens surveyed, John Zogby not only had the coolest friends, but was also easily the coolest guy in both high school and college. In addition, when Americans were asked who would be the one person they would most like to "hang" with if given the opportunity, every one of them responded with "John Zogby." The poll, a Zogby representative said, has a zero percent margin of error and is potentially one of the most awesome polls ever conducted.
October 22, 2008 | Issue 44•43
WASHINGTON—In a poll taken by Zogby International, 100 percent of respondents agreed that American pollster John Zogby is the coolest dude in the United States of America, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and all of the other U.S. territories. The poll results were posted on Zogby.com all day Thursday and revealed that, of the 300 million citizens surveyed, John Zogby not only had the coolest friends, but was also easily the coolest guy in both high school and college. In addition, when Americans were asked who would be the one person they would most like to "hang" with if given the opportunity, every one of them responded with "John Zogby." The poll, a Zogby representative said, has a zero percent margin of error and is potentially one of the most awesome polls ever conducted.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
More small town police fun
Police reports
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Sunday included the following:
* Officers assisted Montana State University police in investigating an assault at a 5th Avenue fraternity house.
* Officers responded to Durston Road and Springbrook Avenue, where a motorist crashed a car into a light pole and drove away. The vehicle was found, abandoned.
* * At Meagher Avenue and Potosi Road, somebody took some construction equipment for a spin.
* At Annie Street and Meagher Avenue, a 17-foot trailer and a boat were in the middle of the road. Officers removed the items.
* A woman said both her license plates were stolen while her car was parked on East Main Street over night.
* In order to get free burritos for a local restaurant, two men needed to get their picture taken with a Bozeman police officer. Police obliged.
* A woman reported she pulled into the Old Navy parking lot and saw a man masturbating in his vehicle.
The Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office reports for Sunday included the following:
* A caller said he heard a commotion outside his house. When he looked, one of his horses was loose and haltered, a truck was crashed across the street and four individuals were fleeing the scene.
* On Toohey Road, someone reported being woken by a man wondering which way Bozeman was.
* Two people were injured in a motor accident on South 19th Avenue and Patterson Road.
* A deputy discovered two people in the back of a truck that appeared to be having sex. Both adults admitted to the activity, and said it was consensual. The two were warned, and they stated they would get a hotel room.
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Sunday included the following:
* Officers assisted Montana State University police in investigating an assault at a 5th Avenue fraternity house.
* Officers responded to Durston Road and Springbrook Avenue, where a motorist crashed a car into a light pole and drove away. The vehicle was found, abandoned.
* * At Meagher Avenue and Potosi Road, somebody took some construction equipment for a spin.
* At Annie Street and Meagher Avenue, a 17-foot trailer and a boat were in the middle of the road. Officers removed the items.
* A woman said both her license plates were stolen while her car was parked on East Main Street over night.
* In order to get free burritos for a local restaurant, two men needed to get their picture taken with a Bozeman police officer. Police obliged.
* A woman reported she pulled into the Old Navy parking lot and saw a man masturbating in his vehicle.
The Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office reports for Sunday included the following:
* A caller said he heard a commotion outside his house. When he looked, one of his horses was loose and haltered, a truck was crashed across the street and four individuals were fleeing the scene.
* On Toohey Road, someone reported being woken by a man wondering which way Bozeman was.
* Two people were injured in a motor accident on South 19th Avenue and Patterson Road.
* A deputy discovered two people in the back of a truck that appeared to be having sex. Both adults admitted to the activity, and said it was consensual. The two were warned, and they stated they would get a hotel room.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Please tell me this came from The Onion
Claim: Kids who say 'yuck' may be racist
Jul 7 12:42 PM US/Eastern
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LONDON, July 7 (UPI) -- Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.
The London-based National Children's Bureau released a 366-page guide counseling adults on recognizing racist behavior in young children, The Telegraph reported Monday.
The guide, titled Young Children and Racial Justice, warns adults that babies must also be included in the effort to eliminate racism because they have the ability to "recognize different people in their lives."
The bureau says to be aware of children who "react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying 'yuck'."
"Racist incidents among children in early years settings tend to be around name-calling, casual thoughtless comments and peer group relationships," the guide says.
Staff members are advised not to ignore racist actions and to condemn them when they occur.
Tell me this is a fucking joke!
Winston Churchill must be rolling in his grave.
Jul 7 12:42 PM US/Eastern
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LONDON, July 7 (UPI) -- Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.
The London-based National Children's Bureau released a 366-page guide counseling adults on recognizing racist behavior in young children, The Telegraph reported Monday.
The guide, titled Young Children and Racial Justice, warns adults that babies must also be included in the effort to eliminate racism because they have the ability to "recognize different people in their lives."
The bureau says to be aware of children who "react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying 'yuck'."
"Racist incidents among children in early years settings tend to be around name-calling, casual thoughtless comments and peer group relationships," the guide says.
Staff members are advised not to ignore racist actions and to condemn them when they occur.
Tell me this is a fucking joke!
Winston Churchill must be rolling in his grave.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Go home George, go home
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Things I have forgotten about
Late 80's. Someone who looks like me but is 50 lbs thinner. Works in college radio, has a great time. I have forgotten about some of the great songs/groups. Here is one for you. The man behind the curtain at Broken Machines still remembers.
More Giants
Arab stereotypes with a touch of Klezmer. I like it on so many levels.
Speaking of TMBG, how 'bout some DEVO
Both absurd, I love it so.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Small town crime
There has been 48 shootings in Chicago in the last week. Here is what's going on in Bozeman:
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Tuesday included the following:
? An officer on South 11th Avenue cited 20 cars for parking illegally on private property.
? Athletic shoes were stolen from the high school. The shoes were found. The suspect was warned. The suspect's parents also were contacted.
? A vehicle was stolen from the parking lot of a store on North Seventh Avenue. The keys were inside the vehicle.
? A parked truck on West Cleveland Street popped out of gear and rolled into another parked truck.
? A woman on West Beall Street told police her son ran away from home after she told him to take out the trash.
The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Tuesday included the following:
? Two people on Gallatin Field Road were stopped on the side of the street. They were looking for their directions. Once they found their directions, they were on their way.
? A man on Brown Pony Trail fell from a ladder.
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Tuesday included the following:
? An officer on South 11th Avenue cited 20 cars for parking illegally on private property.
? Athletic shoes were stolen from the high school. The shoes were found. The suspect was warned. The suspect's parents also were contacted.
? A vehicle was stolen from the parking lot of a store on North Seventh Avenue. The keys were inside the vehicle.
? A parked truck on West Cleveland Street popped out of gear and rolled into another parked truck.
? A woman on West Beall Street told police her son ran away from home after she told him to take out the trash.
The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Tuesday included the following:
? Two people on Gallatin Field Road were stopped on the side of the street. They were looking for their directions. Once they found their directions, they were on their way.
? A man on Brown Pony Trail fell from a ladder.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Goodbye
Shelly D. Miller
Sept 12, 1966 - March 28, 2008
Shelly passed away Friday afternoon following a long illness. She is survived by 3 children; Shawn Earhart 19, Quincee Miller 14, and Seth Feare 11.
I don't normally post a great deal of personal stuff on this blog, but thought I would write something. It is a little shocking to see someone you were once Married to and had a child with lie dying. I'm very sad that my daughter will not have her mother there to see her graduate College, get Married and have Children.
I hope she has found the peace that eluded her in life.
Goodbye
Sept 12, 1966 - March 28, 2008
Shelly passed away Friday afternoon following a long illness. She is survived by 3 children; Shawn Earhart 19, Quincee Miller 14, and Seth Feare 11.
I don't normally post a great deal of personal stuff on this blog, but thought I would write something. It is a little shocking to see someone you were once Married to and had a child with lie dying. I'm very sad that my daughter will not have her mother there to see her graduate College, get Married and have Children.
I hope she has found the peace that eluded her in life.
Goodbye
Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
You will think what we tell you to think
The Amateurs' Hour
Is the Internet destroying our culture, or is it just annoying our snobs?
The Cult of the Amateur: How Today’s Internet Is Killing Our Culture, by Andrew Keen, New York: Currency, 228 pages, $22.95
Andrew Keen’s website claims, without a hint of humility, that he’s “the leading contemporary critic of the Internet.” No kidding? The entire Internet? A curious reader might wonder whether such an all-inclusive battle is similar to taking on, say, “music” or “radio waves.” It is.
More specifically, Keen’s depressing book, The Cult of the Amateur: How Today’s Internet Is Killing Our Culture, laments techno-utopianism, free content, and the rise of citizen journalists, filmmakers, musicians, and critics as cultural arbiters. It is a book, in other words, of spectacular elitism.
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