Zogby Poll: John Zogby Coolest Dude In America
October 22, 2008 | Issue 44•43
WASHINGTON—In a poll taken by Zogby International, 100 percent of respondents agreed that American pollster John Zogby is the coolest dude in the United States of America, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and all of the other U.S. territories. The poll results were posted on Zogby.com all day Thursday and revealed that, of the 300 million citizens surveyed, John Zogby not only had the coolest friends, but was also easily the coolest guy in both high school and college. In addition, when Americans were asked who would be the one person they would most like to "hang" with if given the opportunity, every one of them responded with "John Zogby." The poll, a Zogby representative said, has a zero percent margin of error and is potentially one of the most awesome polls ever conducted.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
More small town police fun
Police reports
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Sunday included the following:
* Officers assisted Montana State University police in investigating an assault at a 5th Avenue fraternity house.
* Officers responded to Durston Road and Springbrook Avenue, where a motorist crashed a car into a light pole and drove away. The vehicle was found, abandoned.
* * At Meagher Avenue and Potosi Road, somebody took some construction equipment for a spin.
* At Annie Street and Meagher Avenue, a 17-foot trailer and a boat were in the middle of the road. Officers removed the items.
* A woman said both her license plates were stolen while her car was parked on East Main Street over night.
* In order to get free burritos for a local restaurant, two men needed to get their picture taken with a Bozeman police officer. Police obliged.
* A woman reported she pulled into the Old Navy parking lot and saw a man masturbating in his vehicle.
The Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office reports for Sunday included the following:
* A caller said he heard a commotion outside his house. When he looked, one of his horses was loose and haltered, a truck was crashed across the street and four individuals were fleeing the scene.
* On Toohey Road, someone reported being woken by a man wondering which way Bozeman was.
* Two people were injured in a motor accident on South 19th Avenue and Patterson Road.
* A deputy discovered two people in the back of a truck that appeared to be having sex. Both adults admitted to the activity, and said it was consensual. The two were warned, and they stated they would get a hotel room.
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Sunday included the following:
* Officers assisted Montana State University police in investigating an assault at a 5th Avenue fraternity house.
* Officers responded to Durston Road and Springbrook Avenue, where a motorist crashed a car into a light pole and drove away. The vehicle was found, abandoned.
* * At Meagher Avenue and Potosi Road, somebody took some construction equipment for a spin.
* At Annie Street and Meagher Avenue, a 17-foot trailer and a boat were in the middle of the road. Officers removed the items.
* A woman said both her license plates were stolen while her car was parked on East Main Street over night.
* In order to get free burritos for a local restaurant, two men needed to get their picture taken with a Bozeman police officer. Police obliged.
* A woman reported she pulled into the Old Navy parking lot and saw a man masturbating in his vehicle.
The Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office reports for Sunday included the following:
* A caller said he heard a commotion outside his house. When he looked, one of his horses was loose and haltered, a truck was crashed across the street and four individuals were fleeing the scene.
* On Toohey Road, someone reported being woken by a man wondering which way Bozeman was.
* Two people were injured in a motor accident on South 19th Avenue and Patterson Road.
* A deputy discovered two people in the back of a truck that appeared to be having sex. Both adults admitted to the activity, and said it was consensual. The two were warned, and they stated they would get a hotel room.
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