Police reports
The Bozeman Police reports for Sunday included the following:
- A man on West Lamme Street was cited for shooting fireworks at a building.
- An intoxicated man stole a 50-cent lighter from a store on West College Street and drove away.
- A woman on South Tracy Avenue had damaged tulips.
The Gallatin County sheriff's reports for Sunday included the following:
- About 200 people were at a party on Alder Court Lane. They had a keg and numerous cases of beer. About 50 people who appeared to be under 21 ran away. Another group of people threw beer cans at deputies. Several people were cited.
- A man on Ricky Drive told deputies his property was egged.
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At first glance, these seem to be random and unrelated criminal acts, but careful consideration shows a much more sinister (terrorist?) crime spree:
- About 200 people were at a party on Alder Court Lane. They had a keg and numerous cases of beer. About 50 people who appeared to be under 21 ran away. Another group of people threw beer cans at deputies. Several people were cited.
Party, or planning of the crime spree?
- An intoxicated man stole a 50-cent lighter from a store on West College Street and drove away.
Intoxicated? Maybe he was at a party somewhere...
- A woman on South Tracy Avenue had damaged tulips.
No mention of how the tulips were damaged.
- A man on West Lamme Street was cited for shooting fireworks at a building.
Aha! Now we know how the tulips were damaged. Fireworks!
When I'm working for CSI: Bozeman, the crimes won't go unpunished. I haven't been able to tie in the egging incident, but I'm not some sort of consiracy nut...
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